Precious Memories Are More Than Just A Kilobyte Screensaver

FORTY photos. That's pretty much all I have in my childhood photo album, 40 PHREAKIN' PHOTOS - I don't know whether it's because photos got lost over the years, or whether film stock was pricey back then, or whether nobody wanted to take pictures of me because I was a grotesque, gimpy gargoyle with so much gum in proportion to his teeth, every time I smiled for a camera it was like I was regurgitating a pancreas.